… as TVTA blasts off into 2019 and gets completely spaced out in the name of all things space!
Dear readers, we invite you to get with the space programme!
Here are your eight training modules. Good luck space cadets… mission control is counting on you!
Module 1 – Galactic Communication. Space exploration stamps!
Module 2 – Simulations. Learn how to make Nasa space dioramas!
Module 3 – Essential Equipment. Space toys!
Module 4 – Construction in Space. The Lego Method!
Module 5 – Video Learning. Space movies!
Module 6 – Uniforms and Kit. Space style!
Module 7 – Know thy moons!
Module 8 – Space nutrition. All you can eat and drink in the vacuum of space!
Congratulations space cadets! You have passed your basic training and can now proceed to mission control to receive your first assignment.
Don’t forget to pick up your free astronaut goodie-bags, space TV wi-fi helmet and alien monkey blaster gifts from Group Captain Buzz Lightyear who will be on hand to answer all your space questions! Cosmic calamities await!
Join us again soon as we blast off to Venus in search of chocolate fizzing macaroons and gravity-free Swiss cheese! Happy New year to all our readers, and may much happiness and success come your way! As always, thanks for looking 🙂