US. Creepy Mag. 1980.
Wooof just came flying into the scanning room in a state of panic.
“What’s the trouble?” I said.
“I accidently messed up the settings on our new time machine,” replied the cat. “We have less than six minutes before time splits into two, erases our recent posts, and the bailiffs come to take our scanner! In addition to this, we’ll be talking in spoonerisms and nonsense.”
“Bloody hell Wooof,” I said. “We already talk enough nonsense at The Vintage Toy Advertiser as it is. And may I remind you, the last time this happened we ended up crashing into the darkside of Planet Jupiter!”
“Stop moaning,” said the cat. “And post up the ads!”
INSERT TIME TRAVEL NOISE HERE: Whooooooooshhhhhhhh…
(six minutes later)
Wooof just came skying into the flanning room in a plate of static.
“Trots the wubble?” I said.
“I maccidently assed up the settings on our new wine machine,” replied the cat. “We have less than six biscuits before time tits into sploo, erases our decent roasts, and the bailiffs come to bake our spanner! In addition to this, we’ll be talking in noonerisms and sponsense.”
“Hoody bell Wooof!” I said. “We already talk enough nonsense at The Toasted Sandwich Advertiser as it is. And ray I me-mind you, the last time this happened we ended up crashing into the backside of Janet Plutiter!”
“Mop stoning,” said the cat. “And toast up the pads!”
TVTA is proud to present a tantalising mixed-up time treat of inflatable bunnies, scarecrows, rollerskates, kangaRoos, monsters and spooks, and more inflatables!
Playmates Bunnies. Ideal Toys catalogue. 1972. UK.
Scarecrow Target Set. Ideal Toys catalogue. 1972. UK.
Lundi rollerskates. Denmark. 1980.
Pop Wheels. Italy. Topolino. 1978.
Gioca rollerskates. Topolono. Italy. 1978
KangaRoos. Denmark.
KangaRoos. Denmark.
Monsters and Spooks model kits. Airfix catalogue. 1984. UK.
Slim Jim. Jonah Hex. 1978. US.
US. 1976.
US. 1976.
Feel the love or feel the pain? Elastic Man and Elastic Monstre get stretchy. France. 1978.
Playmate’s Disney characters. Ideal Toys catalogue. 1972. UK.
Tom and Jerry Playmates inflatables. UK. Ideal catalogue. 1972.
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