Not long now, dear readers, as TVTA crawls from its editorial swamp in time for one of its favourite events of the year… Halloween! And this year I have something special in store… something a bit different than my usual fare of gruesome printed matter…
They may only be short, but they’re long on scares… Something fiendish to digest before falling asleep… Grisly brush strokes… Thirteen (unlucky for some?)… Fifty (50-50 chance of survival?)
Or so Wooof reckons… The cheeky office cat suggested I might have serial killer tendencies due to my occasional habit of misreading text, replacing innocent words with a terrifying synonym, and adding murderous instructions onto the end of online mission statements!
Pfft. Wooof’s a fine one to talk… he’s killed more than enough mice, birds, moths and garden frogs to put Ed Gein’s cat to shame, if Ed Gein ever had a cat, that is.
Dear readers, trust me when I tell you I don’t have serial killer tendencies – just poor eyesight and cheap reading glasses, and a fondness for Halloween.
Yippee!! Only 200 days to go till Halloween!
Image courtesy of days.to
You misheard it here first!
10 misread internet instructions that prove I am a serial killer at heart…
eBay – Don’t forget to leave feedback for your victims.
Email – You have twelve undead messages.
Privacy – Your privacy is important to us, which is why we are recording you undressing.
Tabs – You have multiple open stabs. Do you wish to create stab groups?
Facebook – We know what you did last summer (even if you aren’t on Facebook).
Blogging sites – Proudly prowled by WordPress.
Virtual Assistants – You have severley disabled Alexa.
Defunct Social Media – In MySpace no one can hear you scream.
Twitter – Find people you know (drug them, blackmail them, kill them).
YouTube – Create a personal chainsaw. Fill out the details to name your new chainsaw and verify your account.
As always, thanks for looking for innocent victims to chop up according to the voices in your head🙂
This Halloween TVTA has taken over an abandoned Blockbuster video store… Please make your video selections from the °TVTA-BUSTER HORROR SHELF° below. Choose 2 titles and get a 3rd free! Or why not take our Bloody Halloween Special: 7 titles in exchange for a litre of blood? C’mon, it’s only a teeny tiny litre of blood – the average human body contains nearly 5 litres of the stuff. It doesn’t even have to be your own blood!
Presenting: 24 Japanese horror movie posters. From originals to remakes to recently made. Many titles you’ll recognise, others perhaps not, some drift into genres like sci-fi and fantasy while retaining a suitable horror element.
Go ahead… pick your films wisely, lock the doors, close the curtains and enjoy! And don’t forget to rewind the tapes back to the beginning before returning them to the store!
°THE TVTA-BUSTER HORROR SHELF°
The Exorcist Director’s Cut. 2000.
Twilight Zone The Movie. 1983.
A Clockwork Orange. Re-release. 2001.
28 Days Later. 2002.
Alien. 1979. Japan.
The Nightmare Before Christmas. 1993.
Godzilla. 1954. Cinema Re-release.
Nightmare on Elm Street. 2010.
Phantasm II. 1988.
Poltergeist III. 1988.
Gremlins 2. 1990.
Addams Family 2. 1993.
Naked Lunch. 1991.
Pan’s Labyrinth. 2006.
Get Out. 2017.
Graveyard Shift. 1990.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. 2013.
1995. Toy Story. Japan.
Oh oh, looks like someone slipped a copy of Toy Story into the Horror Section. Tut, tut, I hope that doesn’t mean some poor child somewhere is about to watch Hellraiser by mistake! Yikes, better get Wooof to go search the membership register pronto…
Originally posted on FTSabersite: Helloooooo Everybodies!!!!!!!! It is getting near to that time of the year where the Ghouls and Ghosts, Spectres and Spooks all come out to play. And to help protect you all I have joined forces with…
Not long to go now vintage mates, and the TVTA office is well a-wailing with ghoulish goings on and spooky scanning shenanigans! Wooof just got back from le kiosque presse with our Halloween edition of Première featuring Jamie Lee Curtis on the cover, while I’ve been busy scanning images of horror-themed toys from Tomart’s Action Figure Digest, 2006.
As Halloween creeps closer, TVTA remembers the American child actress and star of Poltergeist movie trilogy Heather Michelle O’Rourke. O’Rourke (born 27 December, 1975) played the character Carol Anne Freeling, youngest child of the Freeling family who becomes the conduit for terrifying supernatural entities that haunt her family. Sadly O’Rourke died during the making of Poltergeist III of cardiac arrest caused by septic shock due to intestinal stenosis. She died on the first of February 1988 aged 12 years old. Poltergeist III was released posthumously and dedicated to her. As well as her role in the trilogy, O’Rourke appeared in the TV series Happy Days, Fantasy Island, CHiPs and others.
I’d rank the original Poltergeist high in my list of favourite horror films, with O’Rourke’s performance being a standout. Below are Japanese chirashi movie posters for Poltergeist and Poltergeist III.
Poltergeist. 1982. Japanese chirashi. Front.
Poltergeist. 1982. Japanese chirashi. Back.
Poltergeist III. 1988.
Poltergeist III. 1988. Japanese chirashi. Front.
Poltergeist III. 1988. Japanese chirashi. Back.
Did we mention Halloween is one of TVTA’s favourite annual events?
Look out for more special Halloween posts coming soon!