Office cat tales: this sucks


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This morning, Wooof came up from TVTA’s archives with a strange batch of vintage adverts.

“What you got there, Wooof?” I asked.

“Found these stuffed down the back of that old printing press,” replied the cat.

“That’s no printing press,” I said, “that’s the original TVTA office time machine, which is officially on ice until we get those replacement parts I ordered from 1928.”

“Whatever,” said the cat. “What shall I do with these ads?”

Wooof handed me the ads.

“Good grief,” I said. “Some of these ads are completely weird. No wonder they were hidden behind the time machine!”

“I dare say the previous editor intended to send them to the middle ages or somewhere,” said the cat. “Want me to shred them?”

“No. Let’s scan them double-quick, post them up, and hope no one notices! We can say it was a glitch.”

“Or fake news,” said Wooof. “If you hide them among some of our usual ads, no one will ever notice.”

“Good plan, Wooof” said I.

Cue sounds of office scanner…

… sounds like …

… stur… stur… smag…

… stur…stur… smag…

… stur… stur… smag …





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