“There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.” Aristotle
Greetings, vintage mates. A funny thing happened to TVTA on the way to archives… we got a little more zanier than usual… I blamed the cat, and he blamed me, then we called it quits and decided to blame Denise over at Girlie On The Edge Blog
If you would like to blame Denise too, then why not follow her lovely blog and join in the zany fun that is Six Sentence Stories!
Here is our zany detour in all its kooky glory…
Oxford English Dictionary definition of zany
adjective
(informal)
… and now… TVTA brings you (a most zany): SIX SENTENCE STORY
Zany Janey
I.
There was a young girl called Janey
who everyone thought was zany.
II.
T’was largely her diet
which caused such disquiet
for Janey ate everything with gravy.
III.
Cornflakes and gravy, poached eggs with gravy,
bananas and gravy, hot chocolate and gravy,
peanuts with gravy, fish fingers and gravy,
pancakes and salad and croissants with gravy.
IV.
With certain dismay, her mum said one day: ‘Janey it pains me for you to be zany and eat all your food mixed up with gravy.’
V.
Replied Janey quite sanely and with words spoken plainly: ‘Mum don’t berate me for being zany, when at school my friend Daisy says gravy with everything makes you brainy!’
VI.
Zany word origin: late 16th century from French zani or Italian zan(n)i, Venetian form of Gianni, Giovanni ‘John’, stock name of the servants acting as clowns in the commedia dell’arte.
… yes, you do have to be mad to work here, and it helps 🙃
Thank you for being zany with us!
Nice rhyme and meter in the zany story about eating a lot of gravy.
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Thanks so much, Frank 🙂
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I was mad for mad when I was a kid
I was told if I read it too often my grades would skid.
I had no intention to pay attention
And low and behold I wouldn UP in detention!
Burma Shave…and great six.
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Love it! Wonderfully said, dear UP 🙂 Thank you.
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(ok…don’t panic…ever ones mentioning the ‘gravy’… focus, focus!”)
lol
‘cellent post, yo.
Limericks* surely the most deceptively difficult form of poetation** since haiku
There are few cultural touchstones with as wide an appeal as Alfred E. The magazine was a rite of passage for most of us, back in the day.
Fun.
*hopefully, this is in limerick form…
** not a ‘real’ word
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Cheers, Clark 🙂 I had a lot of fun with this, and it was interesting making sentence N°6 factual and ‘a-part’ from the poem.
‘S what I love about writing – the opportunity to work within recognised structures but with freedom to fly 🙂
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I think I will be thinking of Janey whenever I eat something with gravy. HaHa
This SSS was so much fun to read.
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Thanks, Pat. Me too… gravy is a winner here, especially in the colder winter months. Janey seems to be a good ambassador for it.
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Well done as the poet that you are!
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Cheers, Lisa 🙂
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Nothing zany about gravy! Unless it’s chocolate gravy, which is a thing in the South.
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Gravy is cool. Would def try some chocolate gravy then.
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Wonderfully zany, and educational, too!
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Cheers, messymimi 🙂
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P.S. Who of a certain age could ever forget Alfred 😀
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Nothing wrong with being a bit zany.
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Too right metalman! Sometimes it’s the only way to be.
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Agreed! 🙂
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Your post is pure delight, V. Start to finish.
(I don’t mind taking the hit, lol. Not when I get to read the wonderful variety of material I do every week.)
Who knew you were such the poet! Daresay, I shall have “gravy” on the brain tonight 😀
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Thanks, D. This was a most fun SSS to take part in – even tho I thought at first: what the heck am I going to do with “zany”?!
Gravy… rocks! Grew up on it in the UK, and here in France I found a shop that stocks it.
Thanks for the cool (and zany) prompt this week 🙂
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Ilikeit!
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Cheers, tref 🙂
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Crazy, zany, fun-filled poem. Enjoyed your sense of humour and spectacular take on the prompt.
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Cheers, Len. This was the most fun SSS I’ve taken part in so far 🙂
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