Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. 2013. Japan.
Or so Wooof reckons… The cheeky office cat suggested I might have serial killer tendencies due to my occasional habit of misreading text, replacing innocent words with a terrifying synonym, and adding murderous instructions onto the end of online mission statements!
Pfft. Wooof’s a fine one to talk… he’s killed more than enough mice, birds, moths and garden frogs to put Ed Gein’s cat to shame, if Ed Gein ever had a cat, that is.
Dear readers, trust me when I tell you I don’t have serial killer tendencies – just poor eyesight and cheap reading glasses, and a fondness for Halloween.
Yippee!! Only 200 days to go till Halloween!
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You misheard it here first!
10 misread internet instructions that prove I am a serial killer at heart…
- eBay – Don’t forget to leave feedback for your victims.
- Email – You have twelve undead messages.
- Privacy – Your privacy is important to us, which is why we are recording you undressing.
- Tabs – You have multiple open stabs. Do you wish to create stab groups?
- Facebook – We know what you did last summer (even if you aren’t on Facebook).
- Blogging sites – Proudly prowled by WordPress.
- Virtual Assistants – You have severley disabled Alexa.
- Defunct Social Media – In MySpace no one can hear you scream.
- Twitter – Find people you know (drug them, blackmail them, kill them).
- YouTube – Create a personal chainsaw. Fill out the details to name your new chainsaw and verify your account.
As always, thanks for looking for innocent victims to chop up according to the voices in your head 🙂
The Vintage Toy Advertiser 
I’ve been on Facebook far too long . WordPress supports gifs?
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Yep. I’ve posted a few over the past couple of years. One of the blogs I follow makes a point of ending each post with a gif.
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LOL!!! Then again, you might be right!
Forgive me if I already mentioned this. The first movie I ever worked on… as a mega lowly assistant in wardrobe was Prom Night. Jamie Lee was a doll! Also, I designed and made the balaclava-like masks for the killer.
So, I may have the same 12 unread messages that you do! 😀 XX
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You will make a worthy horror/psycho/slasher/fashion-killer!! :)x
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Hi TVTA, you may (or not) have PsychoKiller tendencies but anyone who can include a Rowdy Roddy Piper film gif in their post is ok by me!
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Thanks FT. Glad that gif works… I added the expanding skull part to a still image I have. Pretty subtle and neat eh.
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As I mentioned, it was referencing Rowdy Roddy Piper so it was a winner in my book anyway. Will be fun to see what new animations you come up with in future.
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Excellent! This proves you are a truly a psycho killer.
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Thank you, kind sir. I try my best.
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