Just got back from the supermarket with our ‘three-jar-only’ rations of Nutella, both eyes intact and no bones broken. Was a good trip today. Maybe tomorrow not so lucky.
French supermarkets these days, it’s a jungle out there…
Nutella, Nigella, your nuts have a nuance enrobed in palm oil
Rush for nuts, aisles smeared in irate blood and nuts that are crushed
Underfoot, tut, tut, zut! Leap over yellow signs that say Sol Glissant
Nuts, Nigella, cook me up your brunch of nuts Nutella
Black dress, black hair, let’s split then call 18 pour les pompiers
Nuts, palm oil nuts, Nigella, Nutella, it’s a 24 hour gastronomic countdown to
cut price markdown meltdown supermarket aisle showdown smackdown
Downtown Intermarché, Lidl, Carrefour, Aldi, Super U, Super you
You got Nutella, 3 packs, and all your limbs intact, nuts, pots and pans
Casserole, nuts Nutella, Nigella palm oil, je suis la, j’ai faim, oui, mais calmez vous!
(love never ends) We’ll always be together, together in Nutella dreams