Nutella, it’s a jungle out there…

Just got back from the supermarket with our ‘three-jar-only’ rations of Nutella, both eyes intact and no bones broken. Was a good trip today. Maybe tomorrow not so lucky.

French supermarkets these days, it’s a jungle out there…

The Nutella French supermarket brawls

Pif Gadget. 1977. France.

Nutella Poem

Nutella, Nigella, your nuts have a nuance enrobed in palm oil

Rush for nuts, aisles smeared in irate blood and nuts that are crushed

Underfoot, tut, tut, zut! Leap over yellow signs that say Sol Glissant

Nuts, Nigella, cook me up your brunch of nuts Nutella

Black dress, black hair, let’s split then call 18 pour les pompiers

Nuts, palm oil nuts, Nigella, Nutella, it’s a 24 hour gastronomic countdown to

cut price markdown meltdown supermarket aisle showdown smackdown

Downtown Intermarché, Lidl, Carrefour, Aldi, Super U, Super you

You got Nutella, 3 packs, and all your limbs intact, nuts, pots and pans

Casserole, nuts Nutella, Nigella palm oil, je suis la, j’ai faim, oui, mais calmez vous!

(love never ends) We’ll always be together, together in Nutella dreams

France. Pif Gadget. 1981.

France. Pif Gadget. 1976.

Italy. Topolino. 1978.

9 thoughts on “Nutella, it’s a jungle out there…

  1. I’ll be sure to pack up on my 10 Jars of Nutella when I can visit France. Though I can’t blame the addictive, rather aromatic flavour of a chocolate spread like no other. It’s the same taste they have in Ferrero Rocher I believe.

    It can be pricy here in the U.k for its popularity too.

    Sincerely Sonea

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    • Hi Sonea, tbh I don’t partake too much in Nutella but admit it is really good on crepes (pancakes). Yum. Yes, it’s made by the same company Ferrero and I guess it is a bit like Rocher in taste now that you say that.
      Thanks for stopping by. Have a brill week ahead! 🙂

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  2. Hi TVTA, glad to see you survived unharmed. These were crazy scenes today and I just heard a bunch of baboons escaped from their enclosures too….wonder if they were going to get their jars of Nutella?

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